I rather than my fellow monkeys, had struck the big time
Di umbon no vozgog wel ner pec …
Si pelmel sen full tilt eck pak pant …
Thi ol smel wen ast abow eck ton to …
The odit teda car tea la wun groo …
The oditted back art tea hat cone throw …
The audited bacardi had gone through
The oddity of mardi is not French
Fidelity is not always in your friends
Fidelity is marred if its not free
Fidelity to Christmas is the key
The Kola Cube is greasy and unsafe
The Koala Bear of Crecy is insane
The cauliflower of Mersey has been staid
The quantity of Percy is not great
The quality of mercy is on sale
The cauliflower of mercy has been stained
The quality of mercy is not strained
The nature of mercy is not strange
Kyle Smith was born in Glasgow in 1967 and grew up in Paisley. He been involved in teaching and learning for most of his adult life with stints in Glasgow, Dublin, Birmingham, Aberdeen, London, and Perth. Kyle presently works at Perth College and lives near Stirling.