Something Fun For the Kids
There is a man that lives under your bed, but don't worry: he can't get out.
He is too fat, and he is ashamed, and he is a vegetarian.
He has a pet rat named Giblet that he sends to your fridge
To fetch him iceberg lettuce, vegetable oil, and oatmeal.
So if these things are gone in the morning, now you know why.
Spencer Troxell lives in Cincinnati with his wife and two kids.His work has appeared all over the web. He has an upcoming chapbook, Mule and Horse, due out April by WV? Ebook Publishing. Keep up with him at spencertroxell.blogspot.com