Famous Instances Of Cutlery

The thing is, you can write about anything. You can put any arrangement of
words on the page, punctuate them, and have them take up as much space as
something that was more (ostensibly) thought out. Take this sentence for
instance. It means nothing, yet it serves to move things forward.
I can't start a conversation with someone, because there are so many
possible things to say, yet there are very few I'm actually interested in.
What I really want to say to everyone I meet is, 'Tell me what you know
about God.' But what I eventually do say is something more like, 'This
weather, huh?', which is very different---maybe---than the thing I intended to
ask.

I find quotations help:

"We are all as God made us, and many are much worse." Which is from
somewhere in Don Quixote, and may be more of a paraphrase than a quotation.

But do you like to cook? I do. Cooking is one of the few things that I do
well enough to garner compliments, but do only for the sheer pleasure of. I
also enjoy cutting the grass, and consuming adult beverages to the point of
levity, but there is little pluralism in the former, and even less
philanthropy in the latter.

 

Spencer Troxell
Spencer Troxell lives in Cincinnati with his wife and two kids.His work has appeared all over the web. He's 26.